I've bought a computer;
It cost a thousand pound;
Every time I switch it on
It keeps on falling down.
I used to think it was my friend
Now it drives me round the bend;
You'd be surprised the time I spend
Reinstalling Windows.
I switch it on; what is this?
Something wrong with config.sys;
This isn't my idea of bliss,
Reinstalling Windows.
I want to share my printers and
I want to share my files,
I want to share my anger 'cos
It drives me bloomin' wild.
My songs, they say, can be sublime;
I've conquered cadence, mastered rhyme;
Nowadays I spend my time
Reinstalling Windows.
Load disk four; oh what fun!
It says it helps you get things done;
Every day now everyone's
Reinstalling Windows.
Load disk ten; it will say
All you do is plug and play
Why do I spend every day
Reinstalling Windows?
It can't find my printer and
It can't locate my mouse;
The other day it told me they
Were in some other house.
Still unplugged, still unplayed,
Emailed God in search of aid
He's far too busy, I'm afraid,
Reinstalling Windows.
Up at dawn for one more try;
Does it work? Can pigs fly?
How do I expect to die?
Reinstalling Windows.
I used to like a drink or three;
No time now; don't call for me;
I'm going to spend eternity
Reinstalling Windows.
It doesn't like my Modem and
Detests all CD-ROMs;
Let's see if the set up wizard
Recognises bombs.
I used to think it was my friend;
Now it drives me round the bend;
You'd be surprised the time I spend
Reinstalling Windows.